Beached

Vacation time with a large family is a lot like taking a trip to your local zoo.

Well, it seems that way for us.

Twenty-two beasts of varying size, shape and temperament descend upon a beach house for a week.

It’s an annual ritual that tests the internal fortitude and patience of everyone involved.

Imagine a cage filled with cackling hyenas and howling monkeys and you’ve painted the picture.

Now imagine that one of those poor animals is an awakened lightworker, who, like an idiot, has sent numerous emails to these beasts describing the wonderful and earth-changing events that will take place.

And not a single one of these wonderful and earth-changing events has taken place yet.

What a great week this is gonna be…

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