Cuckoo, cuckoo!

Hello star families,

You know that nagging, annoying tick-tock, tick-tock we’ve been listening to for, oh, several thousand years? The clocks on our walls pecking out the gazillions of seconds that have passed since the last time we were at home?

Those damn things will stop working soon, right?

When they do, I have a small request to ask of you guys. It’s something we discussed, more than likely, before getting involved in this supremely screwed-up adventure but for the life of me, I can’t remember any of the details. (Ha, ha. Little joke, there. Get it?)

Go easy on us, will ya? Those of us (un)fortunate enough to be pursuing a mission on Terra will need to have our memories returned to us gently, like easing into a bathtub full of hot water. If you do it abruptly, it’ll be like getting goosed from behind and we won’t like it that way.

Albert said it best months ago:

-Starseeds have been away for so long…
-Their memories of spirit are almost gone.

So, when the clock alarm starts ringing, let us hit the snooze button a few times.

Fair enough?

Thanks.

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